Your Poop Is Too Big to Come Out and Hurts. Now What?

There’s a problem in your pants that’s big and hard. No, it’s not that. We’re talking about a colossal turd that’s somehow lodged in the chamber. You’ve got the urge to go, but despite your squeezing, grunting, and straining, you fire blanks into the toilet bowl. Worst of all, it hurts—like squeezing a cinder block out of your butt. We’ve all been here before, DUDE. The good news is that extra-large, rock-hard poops are temporary and can usually be coaxed out of your ass with a few home remedies. However, if you always have trouble emptying the tank, it may be the sign of an underlying health condition. In this article we’ll explore the common causes of painful poop that’s too big to come out, and how you can soften your stool for a more enjoyable experience on the throne.
There’s a problem in your pants that’s big and hard. No, it’s not that. We’re talking about a colossal turd that’s somehow lodged in the

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